I post/reblog anything that catches my interest. What a vague description, utterly useless! And yet here you are, continuing to read my inane words.The banality of it all amuses me.
Anyway, do care to dig around my tumblr. Maybe you'll find that we have something in common. Maybe not. You'll never know unless you take a look.
yourlandladynotyourmanservant:
SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU
#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends
#none of your property is sacred#personal space is a non-issue#all your money are belong to me#you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself#starving is always a possibility#as is ingesting toxins by mistake#insults will be issued on a regular basis#oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…
#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk
#You’ll be expected to come when I call#A bit like a dog actually#But a dog that understands text messages…#Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back#Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it#My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later#Which I may also do at times#You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that#The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility#Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off#And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom#They’re going to call you gay John#Very very gay
THEY ARE GOING TO CALL YOU GAY JOHN
VERY VERY GAY
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This post just keeps getting better and better every time it appears on my dash.
ALWAYS REBLOG.
#I am going to ruin every relationship you are in#I’ll make you my friend#before I drug you and force you into a cage#I’ll then drag you half way across London#after you punch the chief superintendent #from that I’ll then just jump off a building#and leave you depressed for three years#You’ll be the grieving widow#The very very gay grieving widow
I will always reblog this, because every time it comes on my dash, there is a new tag that makes me about piss myself laughing.
omg.
(via sakanarochan)
Lestrade is a detective inspector,
who gets weird cases sometimes.Sally and Anderson always giving him headaches.
Anderson: You’re not calling him again are you?Doom and Gloom up in his office,
Is somewhat appeased,
by his magic little cats that give him all the facts.
Cuz in reality they are his Odd Detectives, Fairly Odd Detectives,
John: Crimes and Chases,
Sherlock: It’s all for the Cases!Odd Consultants, Fairly Odd Consultants—-
—-And that’s really all I got. You guys welcome to continue or just change the song if you want to. This was just my attempt (hurr).
CREDIT TO doctor-john FOR THE CAT LINE. IT’S FIXED NOW!
Also Bonus Art:
My life is complete
(via tea-britannia)
