I post/reblog anything that catches my interest. What a vague description, utterly useless! And yet here you are, continuing to read my inane words.The banality of it all amuses me.
Anyway, do care to dig around my tumblr. Maybe you'll find that we have something in common. Maybe not. You'll never know unless you take a look.
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
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This is the best commercial I’ve seen this year. That’s not hyperbole. There are 15 quotable lines. I think I’m going to sign up.
DollarShaveClub.com - Our Blades Are F***ing Great (by DollarShaveClub)
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THIS SPOT IS SO GOOD IT BROKE THEIR WEBSITE.
Two things: First, this is absolutely amazing and hilarious.
Second, the description for one of their razors on the website starts off like this: “This is your new razor. And it’s also your girlfriend’s new razor. Or your boyfriend’s.”
I had to re-read the “Or your boyfriend’s” part because I thought my brain automatically filled it in. Kudos guys. Kudos.
YOUR HANDSOME-ASS GRANDFATHER ONLY HAD ONE BLADE
AND POLIO
FAO taikonautI’M GOOD AT TENNIS.
THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A GOOD COMMERCIAL.
sorry but i can’t see past the bear.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN THE PAST THREE DAYS
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Oh my god, this is my new favourite thing. Have to share this with everyone ever.
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One pumpkin to scare them all
One pumpkin to find them
One pumpkin to bring them all
And in the darkness bind themI spent my annual pumpkin carving efforts on this little beauty. It was quite hard to get the intricate curves and swirls of the writing carved right, but I still think it’s a pretty epic pumpkin 8D
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Daily domestic in the X-Men household
bup bup
it is tatooine, and it has two suns!
Arise, Luke my son, and kill my envious master
who is already sick and pale with power
oh, darth, that i were that glove upon thy hand
that i might touch that mask!
O Luke, Luke! Wherefore art thou Luke?
I am your father and you share my rage;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn by fear,
And I’ll no longer be a sith lord.
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no … like no way…. this is just.. this
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Perfect. <3
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