thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

(via viria)

reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

(via moni158)

waggington:

legally an adult, mentally a squid

(via iameriklehnsherr)

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

(via justassane)

heicho-u:

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

(via rezby)

  • me: omg this character is such an asshole wow what a douche
  • me: i love them

all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

(via flairey)

m-hart:

m-hart:

May flights of angels sing thee to thy ditch.


I don’t even remember when I made that tombstone.

m-hart:

m-hart:

May flights of angels sing thee to thy ditch.

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I don’t even remember when I made that tombstone.

(via rezby)

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

(via of-cannibals-and-kings)